hey SLUT!

So i've devised a clever little system to keep the numbers of the you know who's in the you know where when i need the you know what. Unfortunately this system doesnt work so well in Salt Lake, Utah. There was this dancer chick, Jen. Jen the dancer. Was pretty hot actually, figured i'd enrol her into the list... the system ive been using was to use the first name, then abbreviate the city / state as the last name... which i had always thought was pretty fucking clever. Not so much in this case... so, i had put in my phone, Jen SL UT... she asks for my phone, so without thinking i give it to her so i can ring my phone from her phone so she can see if her number shows up... ring ring... caller ID comes up  as Jen / SLUT.  She was not impressed.