you know what i cant stand? people who stand on escalators, you cant
just move to one side or something? try walking, you probably wont get
lost on the escilator.
the elevator probably works, and you can push buttons on it , so its like playing a video game.
i win.
I'm with you!
ReplyDeleteboard the escalator at an increased speed and they tend to get the fuck out of the way...
ReplyDeletewell said mau5
ReplyDeleteYou are just like a typical college/graduate/high school student.
ReplyDeleteProcrastarbation
true trueee :P mau5 u ruleeeee
ReplyDeleteGo to Japan
ReplyDeleteThe dudes there will go fucking psycho if you stand on the right of the escalators.. its like they have a culturally-inbuilt overtaking lane.
I'M THAT LOSER
ReplyDeleteI JUST WANT TO PISS PEOPLE OFF TBH
especially when you press every button.. right before you get off.
ReplyDeleteHow random, but funny
ReplyDeleteTo be honest, I agree with You! a lot of rude words in my head in such situations.
ReplyDeleteThis is why we should allow people to carry tazers.
ReplyDeleteIn the words of Mitch Hedberg:
ReplyDelete“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”
weird... the formatting of the text looks strange to me.
ReplyDeleteI like to do the trick where you keep hold of the close doors button and press your floor number and then watch as you pass every floor filled with important people who need to be at important places to seal VERY important deals!
ReplyDeleteprotip: first word of every line.
ReplyDeleteIHY! x.x
ReplyDeletei prefer to go on the escalator in to opposite direction... more fun and people yell at you.. i also count this as exercise...
ReplyDeletefuck you joel...I just lost the game everybody
ReplyDeleteIn London it is expected that everyone stands to the left to allow people to get past. but tbh its just courtesy. The frustration is amazing when stuck behind a man so fat you physically cant get passed him...
ReplyDeleteAs I heard while visiting Berling.
ReplyDeleteRecht stehen, links gehen.
Basically means right stand, left walks. It is place for 2 people in the width of an escalator.
Tbh, walking up an esculator defeats the object of them.
ReplyDeleteFUCK. :D
ReplyDeleteCheers Joel.
same thing u have at supermarkets :p
ReplyDeletelike when u have 1 product and u'r in the hurry
and the person for you bought like the half of the store gosh that annoyes me to :p
LOL You troll you
ReplyDeleteholy FUCK JOEL YOU HUGE FUCKING TROLL IMMA FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUCK RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
ReplyDelete>:( I've been on a trolling spree the past few days, and wow, you just ended it. Thanks a fucking lot mau5.
Theres a old hotel out here in Iraq where im serving with the US Army right now, where we do city meetings with Iraqi leaders, and when we show up, they always ask if we wanna take the one elevator that works to the meeting room, i always politely decline after finding out that the other elevator is at the bottom of the shaft after it broke and plummeted 15 stories to the ground a few years back,i take the stairs haha.
ReplyDeleteKeep up the awesomeness dude, your music keeps me busy and happy out here.drink a beer for me!
Paul
Nice blog... Diary of a Madman ;)
ReplyDeleteLmao, everyone keeps talking about the escalators. Fail.
ReplyDeleteI hate lazy people, with a passion.
ReplyDeleteYou're absolutely right. With your post could make a very good song if you want.
ReplyDeleteI am also with you.
You are now aware that your jaw has weight and you are holding it up.
ReplyDeleteYou are now aware of your tongue.
You are now manually breathing.
You are blinking manually.
Your computer casing fan is incredibly loud.
Your clothes are touching your skin and you can feel it.
you can sense your heartbeat.
Your toes are touching one another, and you feel the need to stretch them apart.
You have been sitting there too long. You are uncomfortable.
The top of your head itches.
You need to crack your fingers now.
You are now aware that the back of your thigh itches.
You are now aware that there is air blowing ever-so-lightly against your eyes.
You are now aware that you need to yawn.
You are now aware that you need to swallow.
You are now aware that every time you lost a tooth as a kid, you were holding a piece of your own head.
You are now aware of your chapped lips and need to lick them.
Have a nice day :)
you just lost the game!
ReplyDeletenot in a hurry? just chill.
ReplyDeleteIn a hurry? he'll forgive your rudeness. (probably... not that you care anyway :)
theese people never bothered me xD
Joel. it was better when there were no comments, just clean black pages of personal musings.
ReplyDeletebasically I have been one of the people standing there but then I had a nuclear hangover:D:D
ReplyDeleteEscalator goat?
ReplyDeletelmao nice troll sir
ReplyDeleteyou need to crush them- thats what I do haha. When you coming to Phoenix
ReplyDeletelol. one of my pet peeves. toronto seems to be especially bad for this. it's always the fatties too, i want to yell (and have a couple times) MAYBE IF YOU WALKED UP THE ESCALATOR YOU WOULDN'T BE SO FUCKING FAT.
ReplyDeleteyep. ima bitch.
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ReplyDeleteIts American's that don't know courtesy rules of the 'road', shameful really.
ReplyDeleteRIGHT?!?!?!?!? also at those walky things at the airport
ReplyDeletei think you might like this story..Via Green Velvet: Mouse bites snake to death
ReplyDeletewww.telegraph.co.uk
THIS Blog is GaY AZZZ FUCK..... if this BlOg turned Out ShiTTY then i guess the VMA's WILL TOO
ReplyDeletefuck me that's true. Just wrote something about that too. Lazy bastards. Most annoying are the flat ones on airports. When its jammed its faster too walk next to it..how stupid is that.
ReplyDeletehahah i hate that too i just push past them..as long as you add in an "excuse me" it's still socially acceptable, right? =D. fuckin metro doesn't have option of taking an elevator..gr
ReplyDeletewow, totally got me there.
ReplyDeletemau5, you spelled escalator two different ways lol
ReplyDeleteExactly what I think when Im sprinting up the stairs beating everyone on the escalator.
ReplyDeleteFirr-DAMMIT
ReplyDeleteNo srslytho, what? Oh yeah, deadman, just wanted to say that your blog gave me an idea, and I started my own :D
i like to stand on the side then once someone passes me i push them out of the way and run to the top.
ReplyDeletei don't get it.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.bearbotmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/make-money.mp3
ReplyDeletemashed up your song! :D
blahahahah no one fucken gets it i mean u sent so many hints hahaha fuhhhhhhhhhhh i lost =/ trollllin must send links to teh frineds haha
ReplyDeleteMr.Mau5, you now have something in common with Nirvana.
ReplyDeletetotla WASTAGE right here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBjjOrEeiw4
Maybe those people are saving your life and you just don't know it.
ReplyDeletewin win
ReplyDeletedo it for the luls
Good shiat ;)
ReplyDeletetoday i stood in the middle of an escalator and thought of you :)
ReplyDeleteDUDE LISTENING TO YOUR MUSIC HIGH IS LIKE. EPIC
ReplyDeleteThe Blog Of Fail :)
ReplyDeleteok so today i go to mall forgetting it was sunday cause of ezoo, so i get there at 7 and stores are closing im in a rush and what do i run into on every escalator.... those people who just stand in the middle or the 2 people who block the whole step. ugh i agree
ReplyDeleteEscalators and elevators... Reminds me of Azumanga Daioh.. :P
ReplyDeleteI can't stand jerks that own a car like my grandpa used to have, dressed in a hot-pink T-shirt with the inscription "Gigolo Italiano 100$", wearing sunglasses when it's dark outside, not taking a shower for weeks, even months, and start yelling to a girl like "Hey, can you give me your phone number ? You're so hot, I want a one-night-stand with you". In my opinion, these individuals are the biggest losers worldwide.
ReplyDeletewell the whole point is to move while standing still. i find it odd when people walk up escilators. why not just take normal stairs??
ReplyDelete"I win"
ReplyDeleteCan't argue with that! =D
I know, man! I fucking hate that.
ReplyDeleteAnd it's the same at airports
and such where they have those moving...floor...escalator things (whatever the fuck they're called...google doesn't even know what they're called. I just asked google and google was all like "I was just wondering the same thing , bro").
People are so fucking lazy that whenever there's technology around that supposed to increase productivity, they just think it's there for them to be fucking lazier.
Or how about the people who get a handicap sticker because they're too obese.
I lost the game.
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