Monday, October 18, 2010

Ed Hardly

reason #32 for not giving a deadmau5 a microphone:

Following the actions of some idiot who cracked open a bottle of champagne at Voyeur in SD and spraying it all "up in the club" like a baller-tard.

"HEY, douchebag....  yeah, you Ed Hardly im fuckin talking to you... thats right... Guess what? Take your Jersey Shore and get out the fuckin door."

For those who witnessed this... i love you. For those of you who witnessed this and recorded it, i love you more, but for those who witnessed this, recorded it, and uploaded it to youtube... i want you to have my babies.


-Joel

100 comments:

  1. Ha ha ha thank god someone said it, I hate these Jersey Shore-tards

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  2. WHAT TO SEARCH FOR TO FIND YOUTUBE VIDEOS PLEASE

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  3. I was on the other side of the US... Was this joker wearing a graphic tee to a club?

    See, in Boston we have a dress code.

    Stop feeding The Meowster all that mix. He's going to pop

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  4. Joel you are hilarious! Plus epic at treasure island last night!! Oh how I Love you!!

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  5. :D :D
    AWESSOMEE! :D

    Gotta find it on YouTube..wanna see that :D

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  6. In Norway we have a saying; "Ed Harry" - Harry being something or someone that is unsophisticated, vulgar or with bad taste.

    Fits so damn good.

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  7. LINK DERP!


    and damnit, I had to use "Ed Hardly" as a comeback joke once and now it's famous not via me. FML.

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  8. I'll send you the footage bro! Not gonna post it as you could if you want. Epic though. Get this jersey shore wearing douchbag outta the club hit the dooor! Got jazzmutants and shit wet. For everyone who thinks Joel doesn't keep it real...you are wrong! Mr blowout got 3 strikes!

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  10. here's the vid guys
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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  11. Dammit Mattia.. WHY?! GTFO Troll

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  12. the mau5 would surely appreciate it!

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  13. mattia just won the internet right there.

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  14. You tell how it is then well get to the baby making!

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  15. aparently vevo wont let me watch it stupid youtube

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  16. son of a bitch, I haven't been rick-rolled in months!

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  17. Can some one plz post a real link to the clip? Searched Youtube but couldn't find it.

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  18. I witnessed. Fuck that kid. I was raging in front waiting for the drop when that JERSEY SHORE motherfucker made a fool out of himself. Brady had just helped light Joel's cigarette when we were doused in champagne. FML.

    Joel, you were amazing. I cant believe tonight was real.

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  19. Breakout the fire extinguisher...spray foam not champagne at (beta)fans...jajajajaja

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  20. OMG!!!! I wish I WAS THERE to see & hear that one!! That is almost better than u telling the guys to F off about you being late b/c of philly cheesesteaks LOL.

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  21. I've burned two amplificators in one week with your vinyls traps'n stuffs, failure is all mine!!! May the dead force be with me, like a french king in exil waiting for ghost's n stuff

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  22. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbGK9dyki2c

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  23. you are the second coming of Sir John Digweed. =)

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  24. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7dSqqaLRCQ

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  25. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7dSqqaLRCQ here we go!

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  26. i won by like 13 seconds... pwned

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  27. nick: more like 13 minutes, but who's counting ;) didnt hear joel talk though..

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  28. Now that is just really funny. I hope we don't have to worry bout those idiots in Mpls...

    I hate people dropping shit on the stage, throwing shit, whatever. Just get down with your friends and quit acting childish.

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  29. petter its in the last like 20 seconds of the vid.

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  30. LMFAAAOOOOO!!!! Friggin' *classic*! Did you guys see that douche's hair??!? He must have mistaken who was spinning and thought he was at a Jonathan Peters crackfest - seriously, guys like that don't have enough intellect to understand Deadmau5 lol LOVE LOVE LOVE that you told D-bag off hahahahaaaaa **Muahh555** for you Joel!! <3 you!!!

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  31. hell yes. haha this is why you are my favorite dj. that, and the awesome music :)

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  32. oh man i wish i witnessed this =]

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  33. Where did all these fucktards come from.... I went to your Kansas city show and was amazed how many were even there ...!

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  34. thank you... i love you... and i hate those stupid people from jersey

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  35. He did it during STROBE? Oh HELL no. I would have taken off my earrings like Snooki right then and there, Joel. You know I love my guidos but guido douches like that can vaffanculo, you know? "I'M STILL PRETTY, BITCH!!!"

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  36. hahaha wow I just saw the video. WTF was this guy thinking? First, C'mon now dude.. you do not do that annoying shit. period. At least not around this crowd. Second, really!? While Strobe is playing.. really!!? Your at the wrong place dude!

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  37. Saw that shit, I can't believe He thought he was doing something cool, thatbks for kicking his ass out / signing my mau5 head before you took off last night!

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  38. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7dSqqaLRCQ

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  39. So I follow you on FB and Twitter, and even have your tweets sent to my phone, and *still* didn't know you were coming to SD 'til last night. By then the tix were too expensive for any of my lame-ass friends to want to go with me :( Will you be coming back to SD again sometime?

    P.S. You telling that douche to gtfo was epic!
    <3

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  40. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7dSqqaLRCQ


    3:40 :P

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  41. FUCKING REALLY PWNED BY MAU5 !!!!
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  42. i would gladly have your babies...justsayingk?

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  43. That shit wouldn't happen in NJ we have a thing called respect, and trust me no one's dressed like that fool here since 2007. Who the fuck wheres a suit jacket without a suit anymore? There are assholes all around the world, this one is at the complete opposite side of the country from NJ in fucking San Diego. I don't get how he can even be tied to the Jersey Shore. Douche Bag is correct, but here in NJ if anyone sprayed up the club with Champagne or even fucking water they wouldn't just be kicked out, they'd be responsible for any damages they've made and would get the shit kicked out of them! Trust me I've seen it before when a Douche Bag did it here (and he wasn't "jersey shore" status either). Joel if I saw you before anyone knew who you were walking down the street, right off the bat I'd think you were some punk rock asshole in some crappy band with nothing going on in your life, that's me judging you for your looks when in fact my opinion is complete opposite from fact. So please don't rip on New Jersey, it pisses us off especially when you label some whack ass looking San Diego kid as "jersey shore", if you were referring to the cast of the MTV hit show "New Jersey Shore" well just keep in mind like everything MTV does it's programmed to keep everyone watching. They take the craziest fucked up white people they can find and throw em' into a house together (most of whom were from Staten island NY). The NJ "guido" thing died in 2007 in NJ, only like 10 people in the whole Tri-State area are still trying to keep it alive. We have a lot of pride, so please Mr. Joel Zimmerman... GIVE NEW JERSEY THE RESPECT WE GIVE YOU!

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  44. Epic, Joel. That was awesome. :) ^Mike.. chill out..

    In Vegas, we were surrounded by Jersey Shore douchebags.. everyone acting like they were a fucking rockstar, even at the Deadmau5 show. Was pathetic (the douchebags, not the show!)

    Anyway.. you going to post any pics from Vegas?? :D

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  45. take your Jersey shore " for the blondie bitch ".. and gotfdoor

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  46. Alicia^... were they actually from NJ? or did they just dress poorly and act obnoxious? If the latter then they are just plain "douche bags". Please refrain from putting the state New Jersey in front of the term when they're not from here.

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  47. @Mike, the term "Jersey Shore douche bags" isn't poking fun at NJ.... if you have ever had the displeasure of seeing an episode of Jersey Shore you would understand.

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  48. Haha @ the "what?" above the comment box

    And I tip my hat to you good sir

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  49. @Mike: blame Jersey Shore then for putting the Jersey at the wrong end. That show just plain.... stupid

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  50. Reason #32 why Deadmau5 should ALWAYS be given a microphone.
    Fucking hilarious.

    This isn't a fucking Fat Joe/Ja Rule music video buddy, no one actually "pops a bottle" in a club.

    Keep producing amazing music and shows Joel, you blew my mind at ACL this year.
    Much Love.

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  51. You were great at Smokeout had a hell of an experience cant wait to see you again!!!

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  52. Hey Everyone,

    I have extended footage of 'Ed Hardly' along with what deadmau5 had to say to everyone after. Thx for an amazing set for charity Joel! Babies FTW?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjio-R1ok5Y

    twitter @usc_eagle

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  53. Was wondering what You were Yelling about...Couldn't understand You from Upstairs...But now there is Meaning!

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  54. this is why you need to come to Florida we don't have "ed hardly" jersey shore douche bag faggots.

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  55. Florida FTW. See you at Ultra. :)

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  56. oh Joel just i was not there, but just have my babies. :D

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  57. You are the man Joel, this is why you are my favorite musician of all time.

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  58. Apparently you made a few headlines too!! love it man, way to keep in tune with your star motherfucking player. Someone needed to say something to these idiots and I'm stoked it was you. Well played my friend...

    punkrockpapi.blogspot.com<~~~~I did a post for you this past Sunday. Check it out!

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  59. There's only one video on youtube right now, and the sound sucks, but you get a glimpse of the Jersey Shore douchebag.

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  60. Looks like the kick the douche bag out after doing that from the VIP section and hopefully the venue. HA!! HA!! Even interrupt a master at work.

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  61. Here was a second extended video, if you did not get to see, with what Joel had to say after to the crowd!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjio-R1ok5Y

    twitter @usc_eagle

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  62. thats so epicly amazing! id yell at him too. it takes forages to clean that shit up!

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  63. Awesome just fucking awesome 10x better that it was Joel lol 250 pounds of douche falcon punched by 130 pounds of musical pwnage

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  64. love the breakbeat rhythm you dropped in at the end of strobe.

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  65. Seems that there is a situation between Mike and Mau5. Haha
    listen mike, i doubt hes making fun of Jersey. Its just become a sayin since that retarded show aired. I still prefer the term douchbag, but the two words have become interchangeable. Sucks for the normal people from jersey. If it makes you feel better your not the only city thats stereotyped

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  66. from now on, everyone mug the douchebag with a bottle of champagne FIRST before he ruins another set

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  67. Hey Joel, I don't know if you read all of your comments, and this really is not relevant to this specific blog (but that is pretty hilarious.. down with those juiceheads haha)...

    But I wanted to thank you man. Thank you for everything you have done to inspire and invigorate amazing talent and creativity in everybody around you.. My younger brother is in High School and he has listened to you for three years.. I can honestly say your music and drive is what keeps him sane. What keeps us all sane. In a world that has such little value and standards for what is "accepted", we are truly lucky to have such talent.

    What is really inspirational is that YOU ARE A REAL HUMAN BEING!!! You are REAL. You don't put on a front, you don't bullshit us. It goes to show that we all can succeed, maybe not become famous or very wealthy, but each of us has something to strive for, something to succeed in.

    I am going to attend my first Deadmau5 show on Oct. 29th. I can't wait to experience the magic... Hopefully hearing Strobe :)


    Again, keep up the amazing work, and thank you :)

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  68. maybe this was why daft punk performed on a gigantic pyramid, looks super epic and nobody can reach them

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  69. OOOh, I just had a great idea, for supporting that massive helmet of yours, you can attach a coiled spring to the back of the helmet, obviously mount it to a plate on the inside, bring the spring down to where it's behind your neck, just above your shoulder blades and attach neodyn magnet to the bottom of the spring, second,you'd need an undergarment with a counter neodyn magnet or metal plate, put the helmet on and poof it's supported by the magnets, spring and undergarment. The spring lets the helmet rotate and bob close to the axis of ur neck too, so that might just work.

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  70. or, you could just have a soft horseshoe at the bottom of the helmet around your neck attached to a spring

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  71. hahaha my boy Joey was the guy who recorded and uploaded it, I was right next to him but I didnt get it on film......GREAT NIGHT!!!!

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  72. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_kBZTFX-H4

    ENJOY!!!!!!!

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  73. Get your facts right hun...you called out THE WRONG GUY. You called out an innocent bystander who was standing in front of a skinny white kid that was spraying champagne. I hope you apologize or have them take the video down because it's really uncool putting this guy on blast for nothing.

    The staff at this venue even realized their mistake but the video shows my buddy standing in front of the skinny kid who was teh guy that was ACTUALLY making a mess. Is it really that hard to distinguish one of your bottle service clients who's wasted from a sober guy in a suit who just got done working downtown? The kid has spikey hair...so what? Is that now some kind of crime? Give me a break. And Deadmou5...maybe you were a little annoyed about some champagne spraying on your decks but in return you take it out on a kid who did nothing but go support your show and the charity you were supposed to be making money for? At $100 a ticket, you'd think you'd be a little more conscious about who you are disrespecting. This is just sad and I hope you tell everyone what's up before you make this kid feel worse than he already does. You have a lot of fans and this guy deserves an apology, I would have a lot of respect for Deadmau5 if he retracted this blog.

    Stay classy San Diego, I'm out.

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  74. We need Ed Hardy to spot a douche 100 feet away!!!

    Everyone who's ripping into the spiky hair guy, bet you're all kinds of hotness - that is the epitome of douchbaggerie!

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  75. This youtube clip is hte best - you can hear what he says!!! and see the guy getting chucked out

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr0ZnZEt9nQ&feature=fvwk

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  76. god damn that video is so epic.....thanks for defending our scene Joel

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  77. Here is another vid, Shows the skinny white kid getting dragged out at the end.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr0ZnZEt9nQ&feature=player_embedded

    They endded up getting the right guy, but ya looks like Joel called out the wrong guy.

    But I would be pissed if my gear and I got sprayed too.

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  78. @taytaythatsme04 I agree, I would be pissed if my gear and I got sprayed with champagne. However, I would be a lot more pissed if I paid $100 for a donation to an unnamed "charity" to see a dj that wrongly accused me of being the one that sprayed him with champagne and then started an internet hate campaign against me. Talk about "FML" ... that is seriously f*cked up!

    How can all you bloggers come on here and talk shit about a kid you don't even know??? That is some real DOUCHEBAG shit right there... So what if the kid works out a little bit and puts some gel in his hair. That means he can't like the music too? Please note that DEADMOU5 played the MTV awards this year. It's not like he's trying to "keep it real"

    You owe that kid an apology Mr Mou5 and before I purchase any more of your songs or support any more of your shows I want to see it get done.

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  79. Deadmou5 "might" owe the guy an apology.
    Deadmau5 doesn't though.

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  80. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg5rXSTWsnE

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  81. @muzikagent "take your jersey shore and gtfo the door" is the quote I believe "Mr MAu5" would use here...

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